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Mall Meme

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Mall Meme
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Rulez
1. Pick ten characters in any order.
2. Write answers according to the questions.
3. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Try not to plan it out.
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Characterz
1. Richard
2. Elaine
3. Dizh
4. Christie Havok
5. Harding Rull
6. Jade Hunter
7. Chuey
8. Lice
9. Eddie Turner
10. Jenny Orial
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Questionz
1. Character 9 is at a shoe store, what do they buy?
Doc Martens. What Else?

2. The clerk is 2. How does 9 bother them?
He doesn't. He knows Elaine personally and knows she'd kill him if he took a wrong step.

3. 6 is at the food court with 3. What do they spill on themselves?
Jade accidentally spills a Monster on Dizh.

Jade: Oops, sorry.
Dizh: It's...no worry, honey.

4. 7 sees them struggling do they help and how?
Chuey: Bed Bath and Beyond. Where else?

5. 1 and 10 are at Victoria's Secret, WHAT GOES DOWN?
Richard: Do You think Lindsey Sterling is cute?
Jenny: Yes.

6. 4 is mall security. How do they feel about their job?
Christie: I wanted to be a fashion designer.

7.  5 and 8 get into a fight. Why and where?
It's Hot Topic. They both want the last Pinkie Pie plushie.

8. 4 is called down to stop the fight. Who is arrested?
Christie: Harding, you know better than to fight with a little girl.
Harding: Christie, don't act like you don't hate her.
Christie: Now why would I?
Harding: Because I caught her eyeing Richard at Men's Warehouse.
Christie: SHE'S GOING DOWN.

9. 6 bails them out. How do they feel about this?
Jade: Harding, you can pay me back on Tuesday.
Harding: No worries. In fact, I'll pay you half of the debt up front.

10. 9 finds a hundered dollar bill on the floor. What do they do?
Eddie: Richard, we're going to Red Zone!!!

11. 7 lost a hundered dollar bill. Do they flip out?
Chuey: Who's the mother f**ker that took it!>

12. 2  meets up with 1 and 10 at the dollar store. What do they buy?
Some candy.

13. Someone falls asleep on a bench. Who is it and what happens when they snore?
Lice. Christie does the classic whip cream prank. Lice slaps her in the face with the creamed hand.

14. What happens next?
CHristie and Lice get in a sword fight. Richard tells them both to end it because in the end he'd rather go with Elaine. The 2 make up.

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