Old SOPR Halloween Special Part IIPart 2: Pet Semetary Drive
[That chapter title actually has 2 references.]
Pet Semetary [The Ramones]
Cemetery Drive [My Chemical Romance]
As Richard walked to Christie’s house after school, he noticed her and her father were packing their bags onto a pickup truck.
Richard thought and said, “You just gonna bail on me like that?”
Christie’s father Davey then said, “We’re taking you on a much needed trip.”
“Oh, boy! I love trips! Where is it?” asked Richard.
“We’re taking you to a trip to a haunted cemetery infested with crows, fog, and freshly dug graves next to an Indian casino on Christie Road.” said Christie.
“You have gotta be kidding me.” said Richard.
So Davey said, “Were not going n
Old SOPR Halloween Special Part 1 October 29, Birchmen High, 86 miles Northeast of LA. Many kids are excited about Halloween, for it is one of the best times of the year. But 14 year old Richard Buchan couldn’t be more excited than anyone else for he loves Halloween more than anyone else in Southern California. But little does he know he’s gonna get more excitement this year than he has before.
Part 1: Restless Sleep Deprivation Syndrome
“I know I’ve said this before, but THIS’LL BE THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!!!” said Richard.
“What’ll make it any different than this year?” asked his loyal friend, Eddie Turner.
“I don’t know,” said Richard. “Just a guess, I guess.”
Suddenly, Christie Havok skidded into the hall. “I love Halloween. It’s a time of romance, sharing sweets, and wearing cute costumes,” she said.
“No!” said Richard. “It’s a time of bonfires burning bright, pumpkin faces in t
SOPR (Old Episode): Birchmen Uber AlliesEpisode VII: Birchmen Über Allies
President Armstrong: [On phone.] Hello? This is Alan Joe Armstrong, Head president of Birchmen High School. How may I help you?
Person: Yes, I just want to notify you that Stan is beating up Emos again.
Armstrong: Yes, I’ll scent him a warning of a fine or else 6 hours in detention.
Vice President Geoffrey Cool: You’ve just received another invite to a school.
Armstrong: Let me see that? Hmm… [reads] Better school, both of us, and we will not sellout.
Cool: Are you sure this won’t be another upsell?
Armstrong: Why would such an awesome school upsell?
Cool: Then f*** this! WE’RE GOING TO A BETTER SCHOOL!!!
Secretary Steve Dirnt: Can I come?
Armstrong and Cool: NO!!!
Principal: We lost another school president.
Vice Principal: What now?
Principal: We need another election. Plus, scan all letters in case of better school inv
SOPR (Old Eps.): Second Coming, Clean Homecoming[Editor's Note: Some small significant parts of this script has been edited out because at modern times, it was just TOO unbearable. I also wrote this when I was 14. And to help you out with the inside jokes, I shall put links in between the jokes. Now without further a due...]
School of Punk Episode IV: Second Coming, Clean Homecoming
[The Clash is in Session.]
Mr. Rodriguez: Good morning, class. Now, as we all know, tonight is the school dance-
Jocelyn: OMG!!! YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!! I MUST FIND A DATE!!!
Richard: A dance. How nice. I remember my first dance.
Eddie: What was it like?
Richard: I'd rather not talk about it..
Christie: [From a distance.] Ah, Richard.
Richard: Besides, Eddie. You were there, weren’t you?
[Flashback. Eddie is passed out and covered with half empty soda cans.]
Richard’s Ex: I AM THROUGH WITH YOU YA STUPID